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Top | Animal Jokes | Millipede

A man buys a millipede from a pet store. The Petshop tells him not to send the millepede outside for any work.

The man asks it to clean the floor, finishes it very fast.

Next the man asks it to wash the dishes , it finishes it in no time

The man then asks the millipede to go to the shop and get a pack of cigarette

It goes out and didn't return for hours.

He goes to the front door, opens it... and there's the millipede sitting right outside. What's the story?!'

The millipede says, 'I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm just puttin' on my shoes!'



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(Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 4.94 Votes: 16)

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