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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The flight attendant tells her that she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket.

The blonde replies, 'As long as there's an available seat, I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.'

The flight attendant gets the head flight attendant, who asks the woman to leave. Again, she says 'As long as there's an available seat, I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.'

The flight attendants don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.

The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.

The head flight attendant asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, 'I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica.'



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(Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 7.02 Votes: 198)

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