bl-wulfert_com.gif (2468 bytes)
Please visit our sponsors.
Wulfert's network
Wulfert.com
Wulfertmail.nl
Wulfert.nl
 
 
 
Search   Home   Members   File submit   Write us
dec.jpg (8972 bytes)
 
XP Visual Styles
XP Login Screens
XP Boot Screens
XP Boot Screens
Desktop Themes
Screen Savers
Wallpapers
Windows Logos
WinAmp Skins
Outlook Stationery
ICQ Skins
Messenger Skins
IE4/5 Hot Bars
Linux KDE Themes
Surfer Themes
IncrediMail
IE Toolbars
 
Games
Internet
Email
Utilities
Education & Reference
Home & Leisure
Programming
Multimedia & Graphics
Web Authoring
Business
Newsgroups
 
Webcam

Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n

Top | Animal Jokes | Bear Warning!!

Resently Fish, Wildlife, And Parks have posted warning signs in all Sporting Goods stores, and at all camp grounds in Montana. Due to the dramatic rise of the bear population in Montana. The Sign reads as follows:

WARNING! To the increased number of bear sightings in Montana's National Forests we have desided to post this flyer. When going into bear country one should always carry pepper-spray and wear cowbells. And when you are in bear country you need to know what species of bear you may encounter. In Black Bear country you will see small footprints with short claws, and occasionally a torn up bush. In Grizzly Bear country you will find large footprints, with long claws, and there will be stumps uprootedand torn apart. The easiest way to tell what bear you may encounter is by looking at the droppings. Black bear droppings have small bones, berry seeds, and sometimes fur. Grizzly bear droppings however have cowbells and smell like pepper spray! So PLEASE be careful!



Rate this Joke
(Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 6.03 Votes: 47)

Submitted By: -- bhwillia@eng.fsu.edu
   
 
Search   Home   Members   File submit   Write us
       
 

 
    1998 - 2005 © Wulfert online. All rights reserved.