A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
\'Well,\' she said. \'The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.\'
\'The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.\'
\'The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.\'